Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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