I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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