I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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