good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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