Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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