Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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