My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
