he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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