So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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