? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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