with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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