Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Pants are for mortals
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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