kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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