We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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