That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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