My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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