I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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