i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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