he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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