i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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