Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
