I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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