Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
