Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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