I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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