i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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