So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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