can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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