This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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