one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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