i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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