I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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