I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize