yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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