She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
