So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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