Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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