I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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