O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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