Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I think I am morally bankrupt
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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