They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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