wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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