Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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