: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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