Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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