were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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