he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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