god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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