i jhust puked up my retainher.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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