What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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