i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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