i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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