i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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