I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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