How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
there is glitter all over my balls
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